*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
.. How long it took you to come up with that boo? Lol
You know what I hate?
When I can’t ever tell where I stand with someone.
It is MOST annoying!
We can’t be good one minute and then next minute we not.
My <em>personality<\em> is capricious.
My relationships should NOT be.